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Squirting. Not That Elusive.

Wed, 09/15/2010 - 15:36 — Roleplaying Chick

After some recent criticism about a post of mine where a first time scenario resulted in a squirt, I started thinking about it. The guy who critiqued it and I discussed the likelihood of it and I explained something rather embarrassing to him. How it works when I squirt. By embarrassing, I mean to me, not to him. What guy is going to be embarrassed by a woman squirting? Few that I know of. Squirting. What is it? Yes. Well there's an embarrassing question for most women and honestly most women and men have no clue.

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Submissive vs. A submissive.

Mon, 08/16/2010 - 09:27 — Roleplaying Chick

Arg! For fuck's sake, where do people get the idea that submissive means weak or demure? If I hear one more person say to me "You don't seem very submissive, you're pretty straight forward" I'm going to flip a damn lid! They automatically seem to think that I'm Dominant or Domme because of it and try to get me to play those roles. Guess what, for those of you who don't know, someone can be both a submissive and assertive. Not everyone deserves my submission. Not everyone is going to get it.

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Soul Sucking Devils

Mon, 08/09/2010 - 00:31 — Roleplaying Chick

My blog post today is about several things but firstly it's the men and women who think that they're their characters. Yes. People on the other end of computers do form friendships and even relationships. But for fuck's sake, just because your character is playing with someone, it doesn't mean that you own that person irl. It's ROLE play for a fucking reason. If you cry because your character got rejected, you have a problem. It's called Self-Insert Sue and you need to see a writing doctor about it immediately.

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Recent events, some humor.

Tue, 07/13/2010 - 17:13 — Roleplaying Chick

Hello, my dear blog. I miss you. I've been quite busy over the past month, dealing with an emergency involving my cousin's…ass. And I've found out that said cousin has other health issues… as if trying to bleed to death after a routine fucking colonoscopy wasn't bad enough, now the bitch might have an arrhythmia. *sighs* This 'bitch', as I affectionately refer to her as, was there for me when I was little and going through so much, when my mom was working, when Childs' Services stepped in and the custody battles raged.

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The Plague of Phone Sales

Sun, 05/30/2010 - 16:22 — Roleplaying Chick

Telemarketers. I fucking hate them. They're liars and cheats who want nothing but to hawk their products. I can only halfway be angry at dipshits that do have bills and need to feed their families. A job is a job, right? But the calls that really crawl my ass are the ones that, upon picking up, give you a recording. They want you to call them back, give you a number to call them or give a number to call to be removed. I'm not calling and going through your spill to get taken off your damn list. Why do I answer the phone?

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Fuck that fucking shit!

Fri, 05/28/2010 - 23:54 — Roleplaying Chick

Yeah. Maturity and grace…not always my strong suits. So. I go and join this site, looking for non-adult roleplays and to broaden my horizons, not that I don't love Elliquiy, I just can't resist the rampant sex there. There's no way for me to keep a game non-sexual. It just won't happen. So. Like.

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Well, what do you know!?

Thu, 05/20/2010 - 22:03 — Roleplaying Chick

When I was growing up, my mother was a big Nazi over what I could wear and what I couldn't. I always hung out with different people from all groups of social standing in school, not sticking or conforming to one specific group. Because of her not allowing me to wear what I wanted, I sort of went wild with it after I turned eighteen. I've since learned that 'Goth' isn't what's on the outside. It's what's on the inside. I wasn't allowed to wear all black unless it was for a DECA business meeting or something of that nature. Or a funeral.

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What in the roleplaying world!?

Wed, 05/19/2010 - 19:13 — Roleplaying Chick

Anything goes games?
These are excellent in theory but they tend to lose wind swiftly. The exciting things get done and then you're left with nothing but filler. I spent weeks on a game that was killing me and finally I just had to pull the plug. I knew that my writing partner was enjoying it, he posted immediately back to me. I hated having to pull the plug, for that reason, but feel much better for doing it. Looking over my games, I'm really sad to see the number of games that I'm taking off my bookmarks.

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Healthy Living

Wed, 05/19/2010 - 17:46 — Roleplaying Chick

A topic that has been circling around me lately, not about my usual topics of discussion, but is about health, nutrition and weight loss. Seriously, too many people eat too much sugar. They don't use it, the body doesn’t burn it, and it turns straight to fat. Cokes (or other sodas) have so much sugar in them and many people suck down exorbitant amounts of these carbonated beverages a day. What happened to moderation? You can eat anything that you want so long as you keep a portion on it.

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My Character Whisperer

Mon, 04/26/2010 - 06:23 — Roleplaying Chick

I have a good blog for once. One that isn't a rant or a gripe. This means that it's probably going to be short. :P I just wanted to share that I've actually found a writing partner that seriously sits down and takes the time to psychoanalyze my character. I've never had that happen before and, believe me, I've never ever seen a 'Character Whisperer'.

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Perfection. Et tu, Brutus?

Sat, 03/27/2010 - 21:02 — Roleplaying Chick

Perfection.

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All Hail Grammar!

Sat, 03/27/2010 - 21:00 — Roleplaying Chick

All hail Grammar!

Now, I try not to be a spelling and grammar Nazi, for I know that mine is not perfect, but I know that I can be from time to time. It's just disconcerting when I see the wrong punctuation used or people that really and truly need to figure out what the fuck a comma is. For those of you who don't know it's this ',' Easily found, just hit the key right beside your period button. Yep. No. Not on the right, it's to the left, but it's right beside it. A friend of mine asked me to read a thread he was in. Naturally, I obliged… and immediately regretted it.

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What I look for in role playing

Sat, 03/27/2010 - 20:51 — Roleplaying Chick

First and foremost I enjoy writing with someone who provides well written detail but not overzealous and supercilious description. I love reading character development and inner thoughts, descriptions of the surroundings and the sounds that people make. Clearing throats, boards squeaking under heavy boots with thick soles. The sound of clothing rustling as they move about. I don't care so much about how green leaves are this year in comparison to last year. Describing the color of the leaves is fine.

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How to Avoid a Mary Sue/Gary Stu

Sat, 03/27/2010 - 20:47 — Roleplaying Chick

Sarcasm and humor are found from here on out. This was written by me for a vampire role play site that I was co-admining and I don't think that I want to change it. It is from the point of view of Preston Randall, a vampire clan leader.

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Roleplaying Chick's Rant

Sat, 03/27/2010 - 20:44 — Roleplaying Chick

Length.

I'm not talking about the length of a post.

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